identity


"A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people." --Dwight K. Schrute

[Basic] Classified Information Revealed

My name is Diane. Just think of it simply as "Die, Ann." Since you're thinking of my name like this, you should ask yourself these [paranoid] questions: What happened in the events of your parents' lives that made them give you this name? Did your parents want to carry on a haunting memory through their offspring? Who the hell is Ann?
I go by the alias "Nugget." Someone gave me this nickname a few years ago when their tongue couldn't pronounce my last name correctly.
My nationality is Vietnamese. I think that I am approximately 25% Chinese, but I don't know if that side of me is Cantonese or Mandarin.
My natural hair color and eye color are dark brown. My hair is also naturally straight, as shown in the photo above. I don't think I'll ever need a straightener unless I get a perm and become tired of it too quickly.

Childhood

My birthdate is November 2, 1995. I was born to an [older] couple who were striving for a child. I came after a miscarriage, and the gender was unknown. After my birth, my mother tried to get pregnant again--she and my Vietnam War veteran father wanted to have more than one child. Another miscarriage happened. The doctor suggested that Mom and Dad shouldn't try anymore, due to the coldness in the "baby factory."

Now that she realized that I would be an only child, Mom put a lot of effort into raising me. She taught me how to write, draw, and distinguish between different kinds of fruits in the kitchen. She and Dad worried about me a lot, and even sent me to a private school from age 2 to 10.

Teenage years (now)

I attend high school, and part of the graduating class of 2013. For those who are not American, high schools in the U.S. are usually grades 9-12. The ages are generally 14-17 or 15-18.

I've always had an adoration for chickens since I was 9 or 10. It wasn't until I was 12 that the switch turned on my obsession for them. This switched turned on spontaneously. I was a random kid, and still am.
People have always asked me how I developed this [unhealthy] love for chickens. They expected a long story. I exaggerated about it to them, and said, "It's a really long story. I'll tell you later." If your one of those people, well, this is it.

Music

My ablities in music are somewhat mediocre. I haven't played the piano in a couple of years so I must be really bad at it now, especially since I've only ever known the basics. I never really had a passion for piano. It was my mother who wanted me to play it.
The only musical instrument that I actually play now is the guitar. My guitar is a 6-string acoustic with steel strings. I've broken a string before because I tuned it so high that the extreme stretch made it break. After several minutes, I was able to replace it by myself.

I barely listen to any solo artists. 90-95% of the songs I have are by bands. The genres that I listen to is rock and metal.

Television has beared many fruits

I'm a fan of crime dramas and comedies. I don't feel like explaining why I like the shows that I watch, so here's a list of my favorites:

Hobbies

I love to draw and paint. So far I've had two sketchbooks and done countless drawings and around 11 paintings. I paint with acrylics. I've tried watercolors before, but it didn't work out too well for me. I still have yet to try out oil paints.

Sometimes I have the urge to do some photography, even though I never practice. All of the photos on this page were taken by me.

hello

This is my online hideout, where I talk about my [sometimes boring] life. I'm a person who is considered to be queer by many, mainly because of my peculiar obsession of chickens.

layout

Outside resources used: cranial-bore's texture, C130's splatter brushes, and MagicDancer23's stock as a reference. Everything else was made by me.

manifesto

I've been using Offno.com as my personal blog and portfolio since February 26, 2010.

affiliates

Ali Angie Bells Gillan Jay Jenny Linda Mallory Marielle Miranda Monnii Bee Nikana Pauline Rei Sindara Yong Ling

my host